What I would’ve live-tweeted tonight, if I live-tweeted

Republicans chanting?
To Trump, it’s all about respect.

Lies. Lies. And more lies.

Who is that fat-faced fuck wad who keeps giving thumbs up?

More lies.

He is bragging about reducing the number of food stamp and welfare recipients.

He’s calling it a “blue collar boom.”

12,000 new factories in 3 years?  Fact check!

Now he is appealing to labor unions!

It’s as if the applause is scripted.

The generals are not happy.

The generals are clapping for the Tuskeegee Airman.

“No parent should be forced to send their child to a failing government school.” Donald Trump, 2/4/20.

Mitch is not standing and clapping. Maybe 45 is off message?

Health care lies.

Socialism as the evil. Illegal aliens as the agents.

“Free government health care for illegal aliens.” Donald Trump, 2/4/20.

Democratic protest! 45 talked over it.

He’s promising to “eradicate the AIDS epidemic in America.”

That’s Rush Limbaugh sitting next to Melania!  I thought it was Rick Wilson. How wrong can you be?

Now the anti-abortion pitch – almost, but not quite.  Wait!  There we go.  “banning…abortion.” Donald Trump, 2/4/20.

“Justice for Sanctuary Cities Act.”?

The shout out to Gorsuch and Kavanaugh smacked of “In your face.”

I’m getting bored with the pandering. Didn’t watch the last 20 minutes.

(I lied. The “soldier re-unites with his family” reality show bit didn’t work.  The 3YO didn’t recognize his dad. In a different storyline, Dad has made a surprise return from prison.)

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